It’s Gertie, Dammit!

by Jerry Donaldson 499 words (I wrote this in 2015.  It’s riff on the Lulu Lemon thing that was in the news a couple of years back) “Who?” “It’s Gertie.” “Sorry, say that again?” “Leonard, it’s Gertie, dammit! Give your head a shake, man.” “Gertie, it’s–wait a sec—it’s 3:30 in the morning. I’m sleeping.” “NotContinue reading “It’s Gertie, Dammit!”